look what i did!

So

2005-06-09T05:43:00.000-07:00

I was looking through the telly pages and I saw a program called 100 Greatest Disses. Awesome! I thought. What's it going to have? The battle between Biggy and Tupac? Sage Francis' Anticon diss? MF Doom dissing himself? Eminem's "Nobody listens to techno"? Will Smith's diss on Eminem?

And then I saw it was 100 Greatest Dishes, and I lost interest.

A challenge

2005-06-06T12:22:00.000-07:00

Find something other than dried pasta which you can easily eat in the shower.

A decision.

2005-06-03T02:44:00.000-07:00

When I become a porn star, my porn name is gonna be "Studly Mayhem".

This evening

2005-06-01T15:11:00.000-07:00

My mother: So I had to go to the doctor's today, to sort out my arm, and I didn't clock back in at work! So they thought I was out all along, even when I cam back, so I had to go to Ian, and he said "Do you have proof", and I didn't, but Ian's like that, really. So then I... [five minutes later] ...And then it turns out that I didn't clock out the previous night, so the computer thought that I was there all night, except that it automatically clocks everyone out at 4PM, and...

Me: Shut the hell up. No-one cares about your stupid boring story.

Guess which part of the above conversation didn't actually happen.

When

2005-05-29T04:32:00.000-07:00

I see people standing next to each other talking on their mobiles, I like to pretend they're talking to each other.

Anjosophobia

2005-05-27T05:01:00.000-07:00

An irrational fear of Antony and the Johnsons.

I

2005-05-26T16:59:00.000-07:00

listened to this guy and a moth flew into my room.

I don't know if this is a coincidence or not.

t-shirts

2005-05-25T08:52:00.000-07:00

I have many t-shirts. The more t-shirts I buy, the less often I get to wear my favourite t-shirts.

To make up for this, I buy more t-shirts.

This is a vicious circle, which I can only see ending in crippling depression and, eventually, suicide.